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We are in the back bar of the Elephant & Hearing Aid where Moses is drinking gimlets with an Australian film producer while they discuss plans to film an all-new version of the Ten Commandments. And yes we know for a fact that Moses drinks gimlets because we looked it up. No, silly, not the Bible. Wikipedia.
Moses is becoming frustrated because the producer is insisting that ten commandments is way too many and is going to slow down the action. He thinks five is plenty. And "commandments" is a bit control-freak. Couldn't they be like you know .. "directions" ? Moses insists no, that's it. There's Ten Commandments. End of story. The producer stamps his foot and says "Look, it's not like this is all carved in stone, is it"
Moses starts laughing and the producer retreats to the bar for more drinks. We zoom in on Moses phone as he texts:
God you old bastard. You invented irony without telling me. LOL. Moses
Moses is becoming frustrated because the producer is insisting that ten commandments is way too many and is going to slow down the action. He thinks five is plenty. And "commandments" is a bit control-freak. Couldn't they be like you know .. "directions" ? Moses insists no, that's it. There's Ten Commandments. End of story. The producer stamps his foot and says "Look, it's not like this is all carved in stone, is it"
Moses starts laughing and the producer retreats to the bar for more drinks. We zoom in on Moses phone as he texts:
God you old bastard. You invented irony without telling me. LOL. Moses
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