UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL
If you thought the only thing Aldi was good for was buying up a shitload of cheap chilli-cherry chocolate you are wrong my friend. For only $29.95 I bought a universal remote control that actually works. Tried it out over the weekend. Set it to Egypt: Mubarak gone. Push of a button. Brilliant . Okay, back home: Push a button : Get a bunch of emails from everyone I've ever known approving of everything I've ever done. And the Jag XK 140 is on the way. Now if I can just figure out which button gets Shane Warne to shut up on Twitter & which stops Andrew Bolt talking complete bullshit, we're getting somewhere. This is going to be fun. Requests anyone ? Today's thought is from Mr Ramshackle McThought of No I've Never Heard Of It Either who says "Fools rush in where angels check with OH&S and negotiate an equitable hourly rate" Finally, another entry into our "Satire-is...