THE FERRET WHISPERER
I didn't choose ferrets, they chose me. It started that day I was driving through Boronia and saw a rough, handwritten sign that just said "Ferrets" and a phone number. You can imagine the rest. Then that defining moment driving down Ferntree Gully Rd behind a car with a window-sticker that read "We'll see what my ferret has to say". Clearly one of those super articulate ferrets I'd heard about who hang around in cafes in Northcote saying things like ... " It's time for a paradigm shift in our thinking about social-networking". Since then I've made it my business to get inside the ferret mind, and it's time to share these insights. Ferrets are widely misunderstood. For instance, did you know that no ferret has ever been a member of the communist party ? Nor has any ferret ever been convicted of major drug-trafficking. And, more importantly, no ferret has ever dressed up as Santa Claus and interrupted the writing of this blog. They...