MORE THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT FERRETS
1. Ferrets are incredibly vain and will, especially at this time of year, spend upwards of $500 on fancy hairstyles involving bows, jewellery, and ornaments carved out of dried rabbit dung 2. Ferrets mistakenly believe they are excellent dancers 3. Ferrets played a vital role in WW Two: a German-speaking ferret met secretly with Hitler & was instrumental in persuading him to attack Russia, opening up the war on two fronts & fatally weakening the Axis war effort. 4. Ferrets feel no personal animosity towards rabbits - it's purely business 5. Ferrets love to visit fun-fairs and look at themselves in those distorting mirrors shouting "Look at me I'm an otter" 6. Shakespeare paid a ferret named Guillaume forty-seven guineas to write "Titus Andronicus" when he was a bit pushed for time 7. Asked to chose between "glass half full" and "glass half empty" most ferrets will simply suggest filling the glass up 8. Ferrets belie...