THE PAST IS A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND I'M HAVING A SPOT OF BOTHER GETTING THROUGH CUSTOMS
Yesterday, 23 June, 2025, I bought a brand new second-hand Chinese quartz watch from an op-shop for $5. Today I put a !5$ battery in it & we're good to go. Is it now already ? Yes. Yes it is. Most emphatically. Our story starts in Wellington, on Wednesday 4th June on the Interisland Ferry, but if it's anything like the rest of the narrative, it will quickly grow restless and want to go back to Fri 30th May, which is when I flew into Wellington to attend the 50th Anniversary of TVNZ's AVALON STUDIO COMPLEX where 50 years earlier colour television was unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Along with a second channel. Yes, count them folks, you now have TWO television channels to watch at any given time. Well up until midnight. Yes midnight. Late enough. Why anyone would want to watch television after midnight instead of getting a good night's sleep is perplexing, even a little worrying, but we'll say no more about it, but I think some of you people need to take a good hard look at yourselves & your life-choices. Anyway.
Back to the usual doomed attempt to restore narrative coherence. It is Fri May 30, around noon. I am about to attempt something I have rarely, if ever, done. Land at Wellington International Airport sober. If you don't know Wellington Airport, let me explain. It's in the middle of Wellington Harbour, there's just water on all sides and quite possibly underneath as well. The landing strip is about the width of a postage stamp and sure it seems long enough but there's water at both ends. It's a wee bit scary & while I'm loath to advocate getting blind drunk on an aeroplane, this is an occasion when it might be worth giving it a shot. It's always worked for me. Until about twenty years ago. But that's another story.,,..,.,
Oh look I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have started to write some sort of novel/memoir/roman a clef instead of finishing this blog post
My apologies. Our apologies. This will never happen again. Probably.
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