VIEWER FEEDBACK

Dear TV Guide,

Everything on television is too loud and too bright. Please fix this. I like Richard Morecroft. What on earth does the ABC think it's doing ? And another thing.

Also, please bring back Kevin Rudd as Prime Minister. He has a nice voice. Come on Channel 10 !

Everything was better on the radio.

I like cheese.

Winslow Ankle (RN Ret)
Beaumaris

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