CHURCH OF COMEDIOLOGY
Friend, if you have half a mind to join the Church of Comediology you're just the person we're looking for. Comediology is a super-advanced religion that makes you these simple, solemn promises: join us, and you will become really really funny, get lots of sex, rule the world, and live forever. Great, huh ? How does it work ? It's simple: the more you give us money, the more we make you funny ! Wow ! Where did Comediology come from ? It came from God, silly. It's a religion. It's basic tenets were revealed to our founder L. Jeff Cupboard late one Tuesday afternoon, as all major religions have been ( It's true - check Wikipedia ) Of course. Tell me more At the time of the Revealation, L. Jeff Cupboard was a struggling writer/shepherd/underwear model who had just published a book called "CREATIFY NEW WORDS & IMPRAZE PEOPLE ( HEY IT WORKED FOR SHAKESPEARE)" And no, it's not his real name. His real nam...