GRAMMATICAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
You're probably wondering why there hasn't been a post from ALIAS POOR YORICK in over a week. Look it's been hell. The GFC finally caught up with us at parent company AMPERSAND. Which is why blogging and trading on the Blog Index has temporarily been suspended. I blame myself. With the Australian vowel rising sharply in value against the American vowel I thought I'd get a jump on the market and buy up big on American vowels. Who knew the Aussie vowel would keep rising ! Shit. Anyway we were stuck there with about two million in American vowels, and on top of that my idiot son Rupert's in Africa trying to open up diphthong derivative markets. F--- ! On top of that those bastard Brazilians flooded the market with cheap split-infinitives and shonky future pluperfect subjunctive clauses. By which time I would have already been totally rooted had I not ... oh forget it it. I told you they were shonky subjunctive clauses. And no Rupert, we are not going to invest in ...