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A KLINGON IS NOT JUST FOR XMAS

But first an apology. We deeply regret the tone of the previous post "Christmas Presence". We are not in the business of badgering our readers. The piece was written by Mr Paul Yorick who tells me he had been under a great deal of pressure and had finally found a barista who would sell him a triple-shot latte along with a triple-chocolate brownie. He tells me he deeply regrets the outburst & has agreed to intensive counselling and several guided-meditation sessions. He is currently resting under mild sedation and has been temporarily demoted to Duty Editor. I think there's a lesson in this for all of us. Mr Yorick also omitted to post this sms we received from German reader Frdrch ("Vowels are for the weak") Ntzsch :   "That which does not destroy me makes me think about taking out full hospital cover with Medicare Private" But on to more pressing matters. I have received a visit from the Klingon cultural attache, General Harsh Guttural Sound, ...