WISH LIST
I'm a man of small ambitions: I'd like to see a Persian carpet shop have a 'closing down' sale, and then actually close. I'd like to see America admit that the real reason it's in Afghanistan is because "it looked funny at them" in the pub. I'd like to see the PM, faced with an awkward question during a TV interview, just go "Look ! A giraffe !" and run away Friends, work with me; we can make this happen. Legislation. Whatever it takes. Let's make ourselves a promise that by 2020 no child need ever have to say "That's my Dad over there. The white guy with dreadlocks" I want a t-shirt that reads "Fountaingate: where the weak are killed and eaten" I want to see music writers required to sign an agreement that they will never refer to a band as having "visceral intensity" when what they mean is the band plays really f-----g loud. I'd like to see increased respect for the ...