CHURCH OF COMEDIOLOGY
Friend, if you have half a mind to join the Church of Comediology you're just the person we're looking for.
Comediology is a super-advanced religion that makes you these simple, solemn promises: join us, and you will become really really funny, get lots of sex, rule the world, and live forever. Great, huh ?
How does it work ? It's simple: the more you give us money, the more we make you funny !
Wow ! Where did Comediology come from ? It came from God, silly. It's a religion. It's basic tenets were revealed to our founder L. Jeff Cupboard late one Tuesday afternoon, as all major religions have been ( It's true - check Wikipedia )
Of course. Tell me more
At the time of the Revealation, L. Jeff Cupboard was a struggling writer/shepherd/underwear model who had just published a book called "CREATIFY NEW WORDS & IMPRAZE PEOPLE ( HEY IT WORKED FOR SHAKESPEARE)" And no, it's not his real name. His real name is L.Jeff Wardrobe. Wardrobe is not funny. He changed it to L. Jeff Cupboard because an angel told him to. It's a story as old as time itself. Well okay maybe not that old, but anyway ...
Late one Tuesday afternoon, L. Jeff Cupboard was walking through the forest, full of pineapple juice and despair, when an angel called Barely Credible appeared to him, giving him a bit of a fright. As you'd imagine. The angel explained that he'd been chosen to found a new and exciting religion because he was the reincarnation of Grappo, the little-known sixth Marx brother, thrown out of the act for drunkenness & the inability to spell.
He presented L. Jeff Cupboard with a platinum dish upon which was arranged a gold-plated banana peel and instructions on how to set-up a B-Pay account on the Internet. Which was due to be invented at a future date. L. Jeff Cupboard was understandably awed and confused about how all this was going to work. The Angel pointed to the inscription on the plate which read "Octupi Naviat Eternae".
"It's Latin", said the Angel. "Sure it is" said L. Jeff Cupboard , "You must think there's a sucker born every minute" "Exactly how it translates" said the Angel. "That's why you're our man" "Gosh", (or something like that) said L.Jeff Cupboard. "What do I do next ?" "Make shit up", said the Angel "We don't care"
L. Jeff Cupboard did not think that sounded very religious and substituted some wonderful nonsense about doing regular auditioning and becoming a high-level operating Klingon. Shortly after this he wrote the seminal work "BE FUNNY, BE IN CHARGE, BE IMMORTAL" & thereafter devoted his life to the Church of Comediology
But is it a real religion ? Yes, by crikey. Oh yes. Oh shit yes. We enjoy tax-exempt status & the government would not allow that if we were not an authentic church, would they ? We get rich, you get to live forever ! So yes, we're the real thing. L.Jeff Cupboard knew how to put together a proper religion.
L.Jeff Cupboard has since left us: passed on to a better place (We're not too sure, but the Cayman Islands is a good bet).
So friends: Send money, become funny. Become one of us.
Join the Church of Comediology. Hey, we're laughing at you already
Comediology is a super-advanced religion that makes you these simple, solemn promises: join us, and you will become really really funny, get lots of sex, rule the world, and live forever. Great, huh ?
How does it work ? It's simple: the more you give us money, the more we make you funny !
Wow ! Where did Comediology come from ? It came from God, silly. It's a religion. It's basic tenets were revealed to our founder L. Jeff Cupboard late one Tuesday afternoon, as all major religions have been ( It's true - check Wikipedia )
Of course. Tell me more
At the time of the Revealation, L. Jeff Cupboard was a struggling writer/shepherd/underwear model who had just published a book called "CREATIFY NEW WORDS & IMPRAZE PEOPLE ( HEY IT WORKED FOR SHAKESPEARE)" And no, it's not his real name. His real name is L.Jeff Wardrobe. Wardrobe is not funny. He changed it to L. Jeff Cupboard because an angel told him to. It's a story as old as time itself. Well okay maybe not that old, but anyway ...
Late one Tuesday afternoon, L. Jeff Cupboard was walking through the forest, full of pineapple juice and despair, when an angel called Barely Credible appeared to him, giving him a bit of a fright. As you'd imagine. The angel explained that he'd been chosen to found a new and exciting religion because he was the reincarnation of Grappo, the little-known sixth Marx brother, thrown out of the act for drunkenness & the inability to spell.
He presented L. Jeff Cupboard with a platinum dish upon which was arranged a gold-plated banana peel and instructions on how to set-up a B-Pay account on the Internet. Which was due to be invented at a future date. L. Jeff Cupboard was understandably awed and confused about how all this was going to work. The Angel pointed to the inscription on the plate which read "Octupi Naviat Eternae".
"It's Latin", said the Angel. "Sure it is" said L. Jeff Cupboard , "You must think there's a sucker born every minute" "Exactly how it translates" said the Angel. "That's why you're our man" "Gosh", (or something like that) said L.Jeff Cupboard. "What do I do next ?" "Make shit up", said the Angel "We don't care"
L. Jeff Cupboard did not think that sounded very religious and substituted some wonderful nonsense about doing regular auditioning and becoming a high-level operating Klingon. Shortly after this he wrote the seminal work "BE FUNNY, BE IN CHARGE, BE IMMORTAL" & thereafter devoted his life to the Church of Comediology
But is it a real religion ? Yes, by crikey. Oh yes. Oh shit yes. We enjoy tax-exempt status & the government would not allow that if we were not an authentic church, would they ? We get rich, you get to live forever ! So yes, we're the real thing. L.Jeff Cupboard knew how to put together a proper religion.
L.Jeff Cupboard has since left us: passed on to a better place (We're not too sure, but the Cayman Islands is a good bet).
So friends: Send money, become funny. Become one of us.
Join the Church of Comediology. Hey, we're laughing at you already
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