MasterBastard Finals : Shock Result
PM TONY ABBOTT & PM PETER O'NEILL TO SHARE VICTORY Runaway ratings success and first foray into entertainment television for RuperTV, "MasterBastard" came to a sensational series end today when judges were unable to pick a clear winner, calling the first final a draw. The two finalists, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Papua New Guinea Prime Minister Peter O'Neill, surprised judges and audience alike when they happily agreed to share the victors spoils; their win having been virtually guaranteed by the agreement to proceed no further with any sort of inquiry into recent events in the detention centre on Manus Island. Bastardry at its best and brightest. The judging panel, headed by former World Champion Complete Bastard George Bush Jr, said that while PM Abbott looked like a runaway winner from the start, PM O'Neill came galloping to the fore with this act of casual collusion. "Casual collusion goes a long way in the business of bastardry...