Editorial : Lorde! Justin Eats Poop!! Shock Horror Outrage Anagrams!!!
GUEST EDITOR PERRY "DUKE" PERUKE Don't let the wig fool you. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more. Okay. A bit more. Not much though. I mean it. Well, when I say I'm not going to take it any more, I mean I'm not going to take much more of it. For much longer. I realise there has to be room for compromise. I'm prepared to negotiate, but enough is enough. And I've nearly had enough. I'm not happy with the government, yes you Mr Toby Bampott or whatever your name is, you and your horrid little chums. Not happy with you. I'm incensed at the price of duelling pistols. The weather is a constant disappointment. And I'm not happy with the fourth season of "Downton Abbey". Actually I wasn't totally thrilled by the third season, and even bits of the second series were daft, but we had Matthew's hair sweeping around in that gorgeous curve which makes up for a lot of crappy dialogue. Lady Mary - o...