WA SENATE 2014 : HOW TO VOTE CARD
GARY, HAIR TO THE THRONE Firstly, let me make one thing perfectly clear. This is an important election and it is vital that you elect Greens candidate Senator Scott Ludlam. Our parliament needs this hair, and the brain which lies beneath. If you do not vote for Senator Scott Ludlam radioactive weevils with deep-seated psychological problems will eat your brain. Or even worse, the Senate will be controlled by Tony Abbott and his coalition of evil flying monkeys. VOTE (1) SCOTT & GARY. You won't be sorry. Now. Some important tips: (a) If you turn up in tee shirt and jeans, apologizing for having left your dinner suit at the cleaners, this will not necessarily count as an informal vote. We will just be quietly disappointed. You could have made an effort. This is as I said an important election. Would it kill you to at least wear a jacket and tie ? (b) You cannot vote for this man, or for his hair. I know both of them are still all over the news, but he has nothing to...