* Results may vary : The First Debate
In which Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull(Above Left) defended the banks and real estate agents and Opposition Leader Bill Shorten(Above Right) told bemused punters that anyone who tells you that money doesn't matter in education is selling you a pig and a pope. At least according to Sky News. Because proof-reading is for sissies. And sub-editing is for the weak and unadventurous. Besides, the punters were there for the free beer & barbecue-shapes and by eight o'clock you could have told them the banks are not a criminally rapacious oligarchy and got away with it. Oh wait. Malcolm tried. He didn't. So how did it play out, this great debate, this first bloody gladiatorial clash of the 2016 Elect...