TOTAL NOTIFICATION
YOU HAVE (21) NOTIFICATIONS which your real Facebook Friends, you know, The Facebook Crew, have sorted and explained for you. We rock so you can roll. TERRY YOURFRIEND ... Liked your post, then Unliked your post, then Liked it again, then decided that neither was an acceptable response to the death of your parakeet & has gone down the pub for a cleansing ale. JEREMY YOURFRIEND .. Has accepted your friend request even though he has never heard of you and doesn't much like your profile picture or any of the stuff you like, it's just he was up to 499 friends and felt the need to go to a round number ALYSSIA YOURFRIEND ... Has bought a cat ALYSSIA YOURFRIEND .. Has posted 167 pictures of her cat Cleopatra RUPERT YOURFRIEND .. posted a link to some site you've never heard of, along with a picture which is completely incomprehensible and was probably shot on some wank setting on Instagram. The whole is clearly designed to make you feel intellectually, socially,...