A CHRISTMAS CORRAL: Part One
The story so far:
Evil blogging genius Jeff Browett has learjetted off on holiday to a top-secret location in the Bahamas where he plans to spend his summer in a computer-lined cave laughing maniacally while explaining in complete detail his plans for world domination to his nemesis. Or a nemesis. Or pretty much anyone. A bloke from the temping agency, whatever. It's the holidays - you take what you can get.
Taking with him his wife, a swag of sourdough bread recipes, and the office laptop (the one with Jokecheck), he has left Duty Editor Paul Yorick in charge of the office & more importantly - writing the obligatory Christmas parody based either on Dicken's A Christmas Carol, The Grinch Who stole Xmas, or if you feel up to getting seriously weird on it, Citizen Kane. One of the less traditional Christmas fables.
Mr Yorick is struggling ..
" Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a particle physicist .."
Evil blogging genius Jeff Browett has learjetted off on holiday to a top-secret location in the Bahamas where he plans to spend his summer in a computer-lined cave laughing maniacally while explaining in complete detail his plans for world domination to his nemesis. Or a nemesis. Or pretty much anyone. A bloke from the temping agency, whatever. It's the holidays - you take what you can get.
Taking with him his wife, a swag of sourdough bread recipes, and the office laptop (the one with Jokecheck), he has left Duty Editor Paul Yorick in charge of the office & more importantly - writing the obligatory Christmas parody based either on Dicken's A Christmas Carol, The Grinch Who stole Xmas, or if you feel up to getting seriously weird on it, Citizen Kane. One of the less traditional Christmas fables.
Mr Yorick is struggling ..
" Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a particle physicist .."
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