MORE THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT FERRETS
1. Ferrets are incredibly vain and will, especially at this time of year, spend upwards of $500 on fancy hairstyles involving bows, jewellery, and ornaments carved out of dried rabbit dung
2. Ferrets mistakenly believe they are excellent dancers
3. Ferrets played a vital role in WW Two: a German-speaking ferret met secretly with Hitler & was instrumental in persuading him to attack Russia, opening up the war on two fronts & fatally weakening the Axis war effort.
4. Ferrets feel no personal animosity towards rabbits - it's purely business
5. Ferrets love to visit fun-fairs and look at themselves in those distorting mirrors shouting "Look at me I'm an otter"
6. Shakespeare paid a ferret named Guillaume forty-seven guineas to write "Titus Andronicus" when he was a bit pushed for time
7. Asked to chose between "glass half full" and "glass half empty" most ferrets will simply suggest filling the glass up
8. Ferrets believe they are the unsung heroes of the American space-race of the 60's. They had nothing whatsoever to do with it, but that's just the way they feel
9. Ferrets adore the musicals of Rodgers & Hammerstein & over 80% of all ferret funerals feature music from "South Pacific"
2. Ferrets mistakenly believe they are excellent dancers
3. Ferrets played a vital role in WW Two: a German-speaking ferret met secretly with Hitler & was instrumental in persuading him to attack Russia, opening up the war on two fronts & fatally weakening the Axis war effort.
4. Ferrets feel no personal animosity towards rabbits - it's purely business
5. Ferrets love to visit fun-fairs and look at themselves in those distorting mirrors shouting "Look at me I'm an otter"
6. Shakespeare paid a ferret named Guillaume forty-seven guineas to write "Titus Andronicus" when he was a bit pushed for time
7. Asked to chose between "glass half full" and "glass half empty" most ferrets will simply suggest filling the glass up
8. Ferrets believe they are the unsung heroes of the American space-race of the 60's. They had nothing whatsoever to do with it, but that's just the way they feel
9. Ferrets adore the musicals of Rodgers & Hammerstein & over 80% of all ferret funerals feature music from "South Pacific"
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