GOOD MORNING. AND I MEAN THAT

 

Good morning, And I mean that. I'm Peter Dutton, the Leader of the Opposition, which means you can trust me when I say Good Morning. Not like that shifty Anthony Allebreezy or whatever his name is, you know, that chap who'd have you believe he's the Prime Minister. Well what I'd like to know is why he doeasn't just get on with the business of being Prime Minister instead of buying clifftop mansions for $4.3 million and flying all over the place First Class and being charming and funny on Spicks and Specks that well-known hiding place for communists and terrorist-sympathisers. That Adam Hill I don't trust him at all, he's only got one leg you know. And he keeps growing a beard which is how you can tell he's a terrorist at heart because well we all know terrorists have beards so they can hide weapons of mass destruction strapped to their necks instead of wearing a shirt and tie like normal people like me. Bloody foreigners. They come from overseas you know, that's how you can spot them. They come over here to build our women and steal our jobs and live in all the houses we haven't built yet for fear that they'll be stolen by foreigners, and besides they look, well, foreign, don't they ? That's the dead giveaway and what's Anthony Algebrandi doing aabout it ? Absolutely nothing. He's just full of empty promises that you'll Have a Good Morning, but what's he doing to guarantee that you will in fact have a good morning. Nothing. In fact worse than nothing, he's too busy offering Alan Joyce sexual favours in return for upgrading him to first class so he can fly to CHOGM in comfort and waste the taxpayers money saying Good Morning to all sort of dodgy looking foreigners and the Chinese as well. I mean what the Chinese are doing at CHOGM God only know and he's not talking to me at the moment because I forgot his birthday I mean for heavens sake I'm a busy man I'm the leader of the Opposition and I've got a lot of things to say No to. Good Morning.