ALIAS POOR YORICK ( J.M.BROWETT) V. POTUS (D.J.TRUMP)
Office Manager Mr S. Unra (Chartered Accountant)
To: Donald J. Trump, POTUS, The White House, America
Dude,
In the matter of Browett v. Trump you have been found guilty of recklessly and wantonly operating an economy while being totally fucking incompetent to do so, thus causing our client to lose approximately $10563.72 from his superannuation account. You are hereforetowith required to reimburserate our client immediately. Look normally he wouldn't be that fussed but he's buying a little granny-flat and he's got a wife and daughter to support and well you know, the advertising revenue on Alias Poor Yorick isn't what it used to be, so look; Mr Trump, can I call you Don ? Can I call you Donnie ? Donnie Baby ? the thing is you're bloody lucky we're not going you for punitive damages I mean I've seen this poor bloke and he's a fucking mess. The other day he nearly forgot a hairdressing appointment. He hasn't been able to afford a decent Cuban cigar in a week, and, well let's just say it's all a bit grim.
So look old bean. Do the right thing and we'll get out of your way. We will expect payment within two calender weeks and please, do not to be tempted to prevaricate dispepsilate or generally piss around re this payment. We are reasonable men here at PCR&BF but our client, well dude, he's a maniac. He's threatening that if he doesn't get his money quick smart he's coming over to bale you up at a party and read you all these poems he wrote when he was twelve. He won the Poetry Prize that year at High School and he's never fucking well got over it. It's a worry. They're all about Death and there's a shitload of them. You don't want that in your life Donnie. Trust me.
Cash is fine as long as it's Canadian dollars; not frantically keen on Bitcoin, and please don't try to interest us in a discount on a Tesla Cybertruck
^Yours Legally
Jules Macgregor Ponytail
Senior Partner
It's entitled boomers such as yourself doing this kind of legal hula-hoopery that will push the price of the iPhone 21 Super Pro Max Gollygosh Plus over $5000 and beyond the reach of other entitled boomers such as I don't know maybe just me. Hrumph etc.
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