FEBRUARY 61st 2025

And in late-breaking news: Trump resigns, apologises, says it was all a joke that just got out of hand and he was led on by the older boys. Elon Musk sets fire to every Tesla Cybertruck in the Greater Los Angeles Area, apologises, says it was all a joke that just got out of hand and he was led on by the older boys; gives all his money to the poor, and resigns all his current posts to take up a job at Scotch College in Melbourne as School Bully. Mark Zuckerburg smiles uncertainly and announces he is flying to Melbourne where Alias Poor Yorick CEO Jeff Browett has arranged for for him to get a decent haircut. Jeff Bezos signs on as pilot for Elon Musk's Space X next test flight. Steve Bannon announces he's sold the whole story to Hollywood for an undisclosed sum. Happy All Fools Day.