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GEE PA I CAN SEE THE FINAL EPISODE OF GAMES OF THRONES       In which Trump makes a surprise appearance as Prince Doald of the House of Scumthorpe. Also appearing Tony Abbott, Rick Astley, Fraser Anning, the drunken mouthy bitch from MAFS, Ruprecht Murdoch, Murdoch Murdoch, and Daryl Somers on drums.  Queen Jacinda cures cancer, fixes brexit, slays a rabid dragon. Then after breakfast ..... Jon Snow dies. Jon Snow comes back to life again That dwarfy guy is having sex with several hookers while advising the boy King Joffrey on the best way to establish his kingly "brand" by doing things like indiscriminatingly torturing and executing peasants and/or knights with bad hair cuts and atrocious accents when the writers simultaneously lose interest in the show altogether and fuck off to the pub. Those fucktards on Goggle-box aren't going to like this, says the producer.  The producer and the directors decide to join the writers down at the pub. Brilliant...

THIS ISN'T AS AS GOOD AS MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT. OR EVEN THE BACHELORETTE OR THAT STUPID LOVE ISLAND OR QUESTION TIME IN PARLIAMENT. WHAT SORT OF A NAME FOR A REALITY SHOW IS COVID-19 Beryl and Sheryl Persill unimpressed at Ch 10 2020 schedule                     

PRESIDENT TRUMP (Left) AND MEDICAL ADVISER  RON DETERGENT Good afternoon, Ladies and Germs, it's great to be here, really . Of course at my age it's great to be anywhere. So a man stopped me on the way in and he said Please sir, you gotta help me, I'm starving. I haven't had a bite all day. So I bite him.( CHUCKLE CHUCKLE COUGH ... you know it's not the joke, it's the way you tell it. I'm just a naturally funny guy I'm blessed. So many talents,They had to set aside special rooms in the White House just to fit them all in... TAKES OUT PHONE .."Hello Room Service ? Send up a room ... COLLAPSES INTO HYSTERICAL GIGGLES .. See it's funny because it's true. It's really true. I need more room. A whole room's worth ...HYSTERICAL ... Yeah I dropped some acid, a couple of tabs of acid before the show. I'm cool. I'm where at it is with the hypster bros dude. So. So how's everyone going ? All right ? Anybody here died t...