WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN ....
BUT THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS The person who said "There's simply no excuse for this" simply isn't looking hard enough. There's always an excuse. Effort is required. Creativity is to be admired. Some of you may recall when this blogging empire took its first faltering steps I warned that from time to time, an item of actual news might slip into print. A true thing. An actual fact. And so it has come to pass: several weeks ago a couple of Melbourne footballers tested positive for the performance-enhancing drug clenbuteral. I would tell you their names and the club they play for, and you're probably thinking I'm just too bloody lazy to google it, but the fact of the matter is that any attempt to google unflattering facts about Melbourne footballers is harshly punished by our alien lizard overlords and may lead to comedy writers being imprisoned and forced to write cat memes for Facebook for up to five years. Not many people know this. Anywa