Let's Get Psychical
And while we're on the subject, it's a little-known fact that all cats can determine the specific gravity of any object or person just by looking at them. Unfortunately, because of their inability to speak, this unique and remarkable ability is pretty much a complete waste of time..... ... and look it could well be that it was thinking of stuff like this that caused me to drive erratically on the way down to ANGELS4U, our local psychic healing and beauty parlour (formerly Uncle Les's Used Cars and Barely-Disguised Stolen Goods Emporium). I guess I was a bit excited about their Tightarse Tuesday specials although to be honest I really wasn't in the mood for the high-colonic and aura cleansing ("We'll make your bowels and your aura bright pink !") for only $121.99 . But look I really love ANGELS4U - the world needs a place where you can go get a Brazilian & at the same time have Tarot reading to see if it was worth the trouble. And I've always been...