It's just a phrase I'm going through

We regret the rude interruption to services from FCJ/Alias Poor Yorick, but we have been possessed by evil spirits and urgently require a medium-size exorcism. We've been invaded by bad trojan thingies scarier even than the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz or Geoffrey Edelstein's hair. As a result all attempts to log on result in us being diverted to weird English search engines and porn sites. We wouldn't mind so much but you know those English porn sites - it's all businessman in high heels and black pudding and farm animals and model helicopters. We don't know about you, but here at FCJ/Alias Poor Yorick  we have zero tolerance for the sexual exploitation of model helicopters.


In the meantime, good news. In the first three weeks of operation, readership has soared three hundred percent. However we can categorically deny rumours we've been offered a $15 mil buyout by Facebook.
This simply is not true.

Looks nice though, doesn't it

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  1. UnknownNovember 25, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    ha! Ha! HA! (or should I say HO!HO!HO! being nearly Christmas an' all and seeing as the only decent photo I could find of Ken and I was in Santa hats!)

    Very Funny Jeff...you keep us amused!

    Ken and Fee xx

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