Great Military Victories
GREAT MILITARY VICTORIES; THE TRUMP YEARS: The Battle of Capitol Hill Jan 7 2021  Armed only with their wits and rolled up copies of Guns & Ammo, a highly organized militia of Trump supporters today stormed Capitol Hill and regained possession of the Houses for Democracy, God, and the right to enjoy McDonald's Breakfast Menu any time they damn well like. Because this is America. In a move that President-for-the-rest-of-the-day Donny "Teflon" Trump described as brave and necessary and up there with great revolutions like the Storming of the Bastille and Hitler's great victory over the Russians in Moscow in 1942, the notably ruly mob swiftly took possession of whatever that building is properly called and installed Mr Trump as King of Fucking everything, President Forever, and the chosen one of the God of the Israelites. Or rather they would have, had not sneaky Head Page Mrs "Kenneth" Parcell refused them entry to the chamber itself because they were no