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The Prime Minister Replies to the Reply to the Rebuttal of the Budget By Some People Who Clearly Didn't Understand To Start With

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THE PRIME MINISTER MALCOLM TURNBULL People of Australia, this is just a terrific little budget. It's beautifully designed, low mileage, and finished in a gorgeous duck-egg blue that'll take your breath away. It's in such great shape you'll never believe it's second-hand. Now let me make one thing perfectly clear: We have, and have always had, a strong and coherent position on Tax Reform. What has become apparent in recent days, however, is the possibility that our position is in the wrong place, given the prevailing winds and overall weather conditions. Which is why we are offering tax cuts to the middle class. Let me hasten to add that we are not in the business of changing our position willy-nilly in a tawdry attempt to buy votes, we are simply shifting it about three hundred yards up the hill over there by that big tree.Where the mining industry can get a better look at it. Now it's also true that we are offering massive tax cuts to the banks. We h