I AM JOE'S DIARY
HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT GLUM Dear Diary, Dash it all I'm really cross, and a bit sad. Everyone's being simply beastly to me and it just isn't fair. All this bloody fuss over bloody bloody sodding poor people. I'm sorry I said they didn't have cars and even if they did they never drive very far and so the petrol tax wouldn't affect them. What I should have said was I hate the crappy cars that poor people own that I have to look at every day as I'm driven to work. Yesterday I had to look at three Hyundai Excels. Two of them were dirty and one of them was really rusty. It was horrible. And I saw an old FQ Holden being driven by a really old and unattractive person. I felt ill. People just don't think about what I have to put up with. And anyone with half a brain can see that most of these bloody bloody sodding poor people are deliberately staying poor so they don't have to shoulder their fair share of the tax burden. Leaners not lif