Ferrets Ate My Homework
The ten totally true and absolutely accurate reasons why there hasn't been a blog for a month. 1. We've been waiting for parts from Sydney 2. These ten jokes were all written weeks ago in New Zealand & I was stunned to realise that thanks to an unfavourable exchange rate I only had eight and a quarter jokes when I landed back in Australia. 3. I was distracted for a couple of months working as campaign manager for Mitt Romney. Forced to resign when he rejected my winning slogan "Elect me or gerbils will rule the earth". I said to him: Mitt. Mate. It's perfect for you. It makes no sense & it's vaguely frightening. 4. I got involved in a drinking competition with Julian Assange and Lady Gaga. Big mistake. She ended up in jail in Sweden and I was found wandering round in a dress made of DNA code, vegan sausages & people's pin numbers. Mind you Julian got a pretty good double album out of it & he looks way cool in the video. 5. I got a