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GEE PA I CAN SEE THE FINAL EPISODE OF GAMES OF THRONES


     
In which Trump makes a surprise appearance as Prince Doald of the House of Scumthorpe.
Also appearing Tony Abbott, Rick Astley, Fraser Anning, the drunken mouthy bitch from MAFS, Ruprecht Murdoch, Murdoch Murdoch, and Daryl Somers on drums. 

Queen Jacinda cures cancer, fixes brexit, slays a rabid dragon. Then after breakfast .....

Jon Snow dies.

Jon Snow comes back to life again

That dwarfy guy is having sex with several hookers while advising the boy King Joffrey on the best way to establish his kingly "brand" by doing things like indiscriminatingly torturing and executing peasants and/or knights with bad hair cuts and atrocious accents when the writers simultaneously lose interest in the show altogether and fuck off to the pub.

Those fucktards on Goggle-box aren't going to like this, says the producer. 

The producer and the directors decide to join the writers down at the pub.

Brilliant. Brechtian. 












Trumps Healthcare Policy

 1. Fraser Anning explains Hitler quite a good bloke, just misunderstood. Didn't invade Poland
just saw they'd left lights on, no-one home went in to turn them off.

          2. Jacinda Arden travels world, solves Brexit, charms Putin into changing his ways " I love her. She is our queen". Has steinlager with Pope is is made a saint.

          3. Donald Trump threatens Mexico with nuclear strike (Neighbourhood Nuclear Superiority)
Explains about new security system only he is clever enugh to have his bodyguards dont even have to be there. Bans export of kovfeefe to Mexico, Mexico South, Kwanda, and

           4. Rick Astley (rickrolled) accidentally becomes pm of Australia.


APY team giving it their all. Time laps phot shoing everything they;ve done in past two years

      5. Tony Abbott loses his seat in the recently recent Federal Election but turns up for work anyway, after having specifically promised he wouldn't.

      6. Game of Thrones goes for comedy in wacky finale. Fans outraged.

       7. Tony Abbott and Rick A turn up pissed as lords for opening of new parliament singing medley
I am woman/never gonna give you up/ Do you think I'm sexy









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