15 Shades of Grey



 
You're all important busy people. You haven't got time to hang around all night reading long-winded porn. We've extracted the essence for you.

 
Billionaire teenager, Christian Grey, has seduced whatshername, you know, the virgin, by sending her hundreds of bafflingly inane emails and showing her pictures of his helicopter while whipping her with a  rolled-up copy of the Wall St Journal.

 Finally she is ready. He whips off his incredibly expensive underpants, allowing his enormously wealthy penis to spring forth."Crikey", she gasps, and has several impressive orgasms.

 He ties her up with albino-mink handcuffs and starts to have sex with her, plunging his enormously wealthy and sophisticated penis into her moist trembling share portfolio."Golly gosh", she exclaims breathlessly.They both have about fourteen or fifteen unbelievably incredibly intense orgasms before stopping for a cigarette.

"Gee Whiz" she sighs.

While they relax, someone checks the sales figures and finds out the book has sold fifty-three million copies in the past ten minutes.

"Holy Fuck", says the publisher

THE END

Don't miss the sequel:

15 Shades of Daft : will their relationship survive the discovery that all of his underpants are named after major stock exchanges ?


Comments

  1. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2012 at 7:03 PM

    Oh LOL! Bought the book to see what all the fuss was about...couldn't believe such drivel could attract such popularity and abandoned my endeavors after the first couple of chapters. I see that the Mills & Boon concept lives on!.....unfortunately!

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