FOLK ME DEAD
Winner of our inaugural folk-music lyric competition is Sean-Fergus Resentment of West Buttock with his song: "F*** the English"....from his acclaimed debut album "GIVE ME WHISKY, OR GIVE ME DEATH, BUT FIRST GIVE ME WHISKEY' Oh oh come listen to me, and I'll tell you about a pack of bastards. They stole all our potatoes then. Pack of bastards. English bastards. And they took me darling sister Maude. You pack of bastards. And they gave her an unflattering haircut. Pack of bastards. English bastards. And they took me darling dog called Spot. Pack of bastards. And they dyed weird colours and patterns into his fur, making him the laughing stock of all the other dogs in the village. Pack of English bastard scum. You bastard pack of English scum. And they took me darling bother Mick... And made him represent his country in the Eurovision Song Quest. He's never been the same since then. You f***ing English bastards. Hangs round with that Lord of the